Mr. Chu fans, rejoice! Mr. Chu returns for another exciting year of photographs of himself!
Join Mr. Chu, in choice adventures of 2004, such as his epic battle against the hellacious
Flatliner Buffalo Wing, and more Virginia Beach escapades! If you missed the first year,
click here to get up to date! And this year, I've got some real goodies for all the
ravenous Chu-maniacs out there! Enjoy the ride!
 

Not intimidated by reputation and the path
of victims prior, Mr. Chu daringly takes a
bite out of Hellfire Personified, the
Flatliner Buffalo Wing - Courtesy of the Buffalo Wing Factory in Sterling, Virginia

 

Although his actions show no pain,
the bloodshot eyes filled with tears,
the sweaty brows, and the bulging
cheeks reveal the truth.
Flatliner - 1. Mr. Chu - 0.

 

Hardcore evidence that Mr. Chu
does in fact, sleep from time to time.

 

As you can see, Mr. Chu really hates
being photographed, by the disgusted
look on his face. Or maybe it's just
towards me.

 

Like many Asian-slash-Pacifc Islanders,
Mr. Chu believes that he is Buddha's Gift
to Man when it comes to bowling. Here,
Mr. Chu is hurling his Yellow aZn Ball of
Justice down the lanes.

 

Morning calisthenics are important in
order to be in prime shape to take some
photographs on the beach for another
year.

 

Like many of his ancestors, lurking
underneath a pier, gives Mr. Chu that
nostalgic, fresh off the boat feeling
once again.

 

And the picture taking begins.
*Mr. Chu scored an abysmal 2/17
on the alllooksame.com Asian
identifier test! Disgrace!!!

 

As I've been saying for years now...
Mr. Chu... knows kung-fu.

 

The morning training exercises begin with
katana wielding. Mr. Chu lives on the
dangerous side of life.

 

Pirate Kat: "Any last words, Mister Chu..?"

Mr. Chu: "..........."

 

Danny Hong:     :(

 

Mr. Chu looking quite confident that I was unable to acquire any photographs of him rolling around in the filthy ocean.

 

Not a picture of Mr. Chu, but I need
another image to make it nice and even.
Here, Yuna is casting "Sea Gull-agaraga"

 

No need to worry! These "Chu-veniers" will keep you satisfied until the next installment!
...Whenever that may possibly be! And provided Mr. Chu does not murder me!

 

Let Mr. Chu in intense "training" grace the desktop of your personal computer!

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LIVE ACTION FOOTAGE OF MR. CHU
It appears that Mr. Chu is just sleeping,
but in actuality, he is in a snoring match against the Charlottesville Slaughterer
himself, Khourey Royal.

 


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