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I don't like Billy Corgan. I never liked the Smashing Pumpkins. When one day, I heard
that the Pumpkins were disbanding, I felt great waves of relief, at knowing that I wouldn't
have to listen to Billy Corgan's whiny/constipated/struggling voice on my radios anymore.

But then it was my misfortune that Billy Corgan decided to pursue a singles career.
And of course, being who he is, it was very easy for him to pick up a label, and it was
only a matter of time before he released his first singles album.

One day, I was tuned into 99x, (atlanta radio 99.7), and being a Tuesday, there were
a litany of new release CDs, and they were giving them away on the radio - I was lucky
caller #10, and I won three free CDs. Audioslave's new album, the Flaming Lips, and...

Billy Corgan's The Future Embrace.

I'm a fair guy - I listened to it, hoping that perhaps it would be different than the crap
he produced with the Pumpkins. I was wrong. It sounded just like the Pumpkins, and
somehow, it somehow (read: somehow) sucked more than the Pumpkins. If that could
somehow be possible, but Billy Corgan certainly did accomplish it.

Instead of attempting to make like a dollar at a used CD store, or giving this CD away,
I thought I'd do the world a favor, and get rid of it in my own special way.

god, Billy Corgan sucks.